Conversation with a 2 year old

Conversations with Brody are often hilarious and more than anything, it always opens my eyes to how he sees thing so differently than I do.  Most of all, he’s very literal.  Today’s conversation:

“Brody, do you want to go to a birthday part for Jesus next weekend?”

Will Jesus be there?”

No honey, Jesus won’t be there.

Where is Jesus”

Usually I say Jesus is in Heaven, but today I went with: “Jesus is in your heart, whenever you want to talk to Him, he’s there”

“But I’m not a mommy!”

“Huh?!?!”

“Jesus is a baby, and only mommies can carry babies in their tummies”

Today’s Jesus talk = FAIL!